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quick Google indicates there are actually four Jews playing in the NHL. Google doesn't help me with the next question, but from
limited personal observation I'd say there are three Mennonites in
NHL uniforms: Dustin
Penner
(L.A. Kings); Jonathan
Toews
(Chicago Blackhawks); and my namesake James
Reimer,
goalie for the Toronto Maple Leafs. My tribe is a little smaller
Baruchel's, so I suppose I could take some pride in the numbers.
Perhaps
I presume, but I don't imagine these three had any trouble getting in
touch with their inner goons as they rose through the ranks. The
Mennonites I learned how to play hockey with were as pugnacious as
any other player from any other tribe, and often worse (it was a bad
scene whenever our town's farm team played one from a French
community). And while I could quibble with what Baruchel gets wrong
about hockey, there is one aspect of the game and its culture he
absolutely nails: the change-room hi-jinx.
Viewers
unprepared for how crass and intimately offensive this horseplay is
are likely to find the change-room scenes more disturbing than the
blood-swinging-in-langorous-loops-before-it-hits-the-ice scenes. But
that's how it is, at least in Canadian change-rooms. If anything,
Baruchel soft-sells it.
After
listening to the Q Sports Panel debate the merits of banning
body-checking from Peewee hockey, I have to wonder if Baruchel wasn't
cross-checked out of his own hockey playing aspirations. Tempers got
warm, particularly Dave Bidini's (why Scott Walker thought he should resuscitate Mike Milbury's homophobic slur, “pansification,” is completely beyond me). In an attempt to
cool things down a bit, host Jian Ghomeshi confessed he quit hockey
after he got hit in the corner. Out came the horror stories, and sure
enough, Bidini and Walker admitted to similar incidents.
I
recall taking my first hit. It changed the way I thought about the
game, in ways that flattered neither me nor the game I was playing. I
finished the season, then quit — not because of the hit(s), but
because I wasn't friends with anyone playing. At a certain point you
have to have love for more than the game if you're going to continue.
Without a baseline of camaraderie, a change-room full of adolescent
boys is a Darwinian petri dish that makes ice-time look like a
Strawberry Social.
So
to my brothers in the big leagues, I salute you — for surviving the
change-rooms, if nothing else.
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