Monday, July 31, 2023

Re-watching BLADE RUNNER 2049

Because director Denis Villeneuve is the anti-Campbell. And because I like the score by Hans Zimmer. And I'll watch just about anything with Robin Wright in it. 

Other WP BR links: here I yak about seeing Blade Runner back in the day. And I review Blade Runner and Blade Runner 2049 here and here

Sunday, July 30, 2023

Re-watching THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN

I initially saw this movie during a Sunday afternoon on a b+w television set in the carpeted basement of the parsonage on Friesen Ave in the 'Bach while my little sister was bugging me. Forever after I thought all Secret Agents looked like Roger Moore and combed their hair to the side. I also gave fun-houses a wide berth. 

Saturday, July 29, 2023

INDIANA JONES & THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL/UNCHARTED

I know poor Shia LaBouef is in it but I would rate Indiana Jones & The Kingdom Of The rystal Skull more favourably than Indiana Jones & The Temple Of Doom or even Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade. 

As far Uncharted the guy at EB Games said Nathan Drake was like Indiana Jones. I'm sorry, but if Dr. Jones ever saw what Drake does to a site he would hang his head and cry. And Jones was hardly gentle on a site. 

The site is intact -- Drake must not be there.

Real-world Archaeology and Indiana Jones should never meet. 

Friday, July 28, 2023

Thursday, July 27, 2023

Re-watching STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS

Better than I remember... 


...but still pretty bad.  


The Supersuckers

I have the T-shirts. And I still listen to this setlist and this album -- a lot. 

I still haven't seen them.

AI: "But it's so cute!"

Much ado is made of Artificial Intelligence these days.But the person using Google Auto-Complete, or something like it, is already using AI -- "You're soaking in it!"

AI doesn't look like this.

And Intelligence never looks like this: 


Wednesday, July 26, 2023

Re-watching INDIANA JONES & THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL

I know Peter T. Chattaway -- for a pro publication --  decried the "deadly blather" the franchise had descended into (free Books & Culture article here). But I would say the atomic bomb (the power of which is featured at the beginning of Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull) reduced all organised religions to deadly blather. It's hardly any wonder that some people turned to "Science" and/or "New Age thinking" in this wake. 

"It's been a long, strange trip..."

Re-watching INDIANA JONES & THE LAST CRUSADE


See below. 

Tuesday, July 25, 2023

Re-watching INDIANA JONES & THE TEMPLE OF DOOM

Because, why not? 

AMERICANA by Don Delillo, summer 1988(?)

Talent is everything. If you've got the talent, nothing else matters. 
You can screw up your personal life something terrible."

Americana, Don Dellilo


Somewhere I read Brett Easton Ellis say that he never would have written American Psycho if he'd read Americana by Don DeLillo first. One summer I borrowed the trade paperback of Americana a bunch of times from the Rosedale Library and read it (fun fact: the Rosedale Library also gave me first access to Moon Palace by Paul Auster. And there used to be a bookstore in the heart of Toronto's Gay Ghetto at Church & Wellesley called This Ain't The Rosedale Library that I would frequent -- they had a great comic book section filled with local talent. But this ain't that -- this was the Rosedale Library). The print, the pebbled paper, the feel, the new-paper smell of it... 

Newcomers to DeLillo are probably better off reading Mao II, White Noise or even Libra and Underworld (all of them beloved Britnell's books (I'm also fond of A History of the World in 10½ Chapters by Julian Barnes)).


Saturday, July 22, 2023

Watching AMERICAN-BORN CHINESE

Watching BEEF

Watching THE MANDALORIAN, season 3

Because I watched seasons 1 & 2. And Star Wars: Rebels -- more than once. 


I still believe that getting Gina Carano shit-canned from the show wasn't worth The Mouse's energy and when his peons pulled all traces of her visage from Toy shelves it was a complete waste of time.  But when has my voice counted for anything with Star Wars?

"Yeah -- when?"

Friday, July 21, 2023

Tony Bennett, 1926-2023

"I never heard anybody play like that. [Tony Bennett , left ,
about Bill Evans, seated]. It reminded me of ocean waves in a hurricane."

Tony Bennett died today. He often said the records with Bill Evans were the best work he ever laid down. The full Jazz Times interview is here


Re-watching THE MASK OF ZORRO

Blame Joel


There's something about sword-fighting that's particularly cinematic. 

Tuesday, July 18, 2023

Mentalists on Penn & Teller's "Fool Us"

Mennonites don't dance (it might lead to upright sex), so we're suckers for this stuff:










Links via digg

Monday, July 17, 2023

Watching TONY ROBBINS: I AM NOT YOUR GURU


"There's no trick to it.
It's just a simple trick!"

Why I watched this flick: I once saw John C. Maxwell at Discipleship '87 and I'm buddies with Tom Adams, a motivational speaker. And because I watched Tony Robbins on late-night television in my basement bedroom in Toronto on Athletic Avenue. 

But this is probably enough Tony Robbins: 


From The Goofy Guru

99's dancing kinda reminds me of... 

Re-watching JOE VS. THE VOLCANO

"I forgot how big... Thank you.
Thank you for my life."

Saturday, July 15, 2023

Watching/re-watching BLACKBERRY

Mike Lazaridis (Jay Barucel) & Jim Balsillie (Glenn Howerton) used to rule the world, but they had to step on a lot of people to get there. 

Friday, July 14, 2023

Watching THEY LIVE when it was first released

I saw John Carpenter's They Live at Towne Cinema 8 on the southern end of the border of Winnipeg's Exchange District. The audience was scanty and the fight scene was loooong, and on concrete. 

It was the time of Ronald Reagan's "It's morning again in America." I wanted to like the film much more than I did. I wanted to believe in aliens, but the glasses revealed some messages I actually agreed with.

When I stepped outside the mosquitoes were bad. Bring on the Malathion, baby! 

Thursday, July 13, 2023

Seeing RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK when it was first released

It was a blast!

"Should I stay or should I go?"

The newspaper ad was booooring -- the first time I watched the movie I went under duress. But I was glad I did!

Those who hadn't seen the movie probably got sick of it because the rest us could not stop talking about Raiders of the Lost Ark. I remember taking a friend from Red Rock Bible Camp to see the flick for the first time. "So what did you like about Raiders?" I asked when it was all over. He came up with a really pedestrian scene. He had already heard about all the good stuff ad nausem in lineups, in the kitchen, in the chapel, in the cabin -- you name it. It was all Raiders all the time. 

But I'm sure he had a good time. 

Later every Video Store had to have copies of Raiders or they did not stay in business. I lost count of how many times I saw that movie. Those were the pan-and-scan days -- lots of fun. 

When Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom came out the movie was a bitter disappointment. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade was almost as bad. By the time people were complaining about the refrigerator scene in Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull the love affair was long over. By then we had The Terminator and Robocop. There were other movie characters to love. 

Another wp link: This pretty much sums up what I think of Harrison Ford these days. 

Wednesday, July 12, 2023

Milan Kundera, 1929-2023

Honestly, I only ever read The Unbearable Lightness of Being and the first part of Immortality. But Milan Kundera was one of The Greats, no question. 

RIP.

HOW TO DRAW COMICS THE MARVEL WAY, & Roger Ebert

Over behind the blue-and-white velvet rope they reminded me of a post I'd made of How To Draw Comics The Marvel Way by John Buscema & Stan Lee. You don't need to see it -- I let John  Buscema do all the talking with his pictures (which I found to be quite substantial)

To wit.

It actually puts me in mind of this post by Roger Ebert. Read and weep. Better yet -- draw, partner!


Two movies I am interested in

Re-watching THE GOOD, THE BAD & THE UGLY

You know it! You love it...!

I heard Ennio Morricone's famus song as a cab driver's ringtone and took it as a sign to see the movie -- again. Caknuckle-heads of a certain age (ahem) and television-watching persuasion are familiar with The Song, and actor Lee Van Cleef, thanks to a muffler chain. 

Sunday, July 09, 2023

Saturday, July 08, 2023

Regrets: leaving V. at the Scarborough barbershop, winter 1988(?)

V. was a used paperback pocketbook for sale. I shoulda bought it. 

This was treated more reverently.

Link: a beginner's guide to Thomas Pynchon here. Frankly, I like the works of PKD better. For the shortcut watch Richard Linklater's A Scanner Darkly. Vaguely related: here is a New Yorker profile of Samuel R. Delany. Reading the library copy of Dahlgren when I was a kid really put the zap in me. 

Re-watching BLADE RUNNER


Eyes are a big deal in this movie.

Re-watching LILO & STITCH

"That's not how a nice doggy behaves!"

Thursday, July 06, 2023

Monday, July 03, 2023

Re-watching NIXON by Oliver Stone

"I can take the insults. I can take the name-calling. But I can't take the losing."

I watched this movie a number of times when Stephen Harper was Prime Minister. It is just as pertinent today. 

RIP, the reddit AMA thread

It was fun while it lasted

Sunday, July 02, 2023

Re-watching CARNIVALE

I wish Daniel Knauf had the creative rights to Carnivàle but he lost all those when he signed on with HBO. 

Daniel Knauf interview here

DUNE part 2

The trailer: 

Saturday, July 01, 2023

Watching THE WITCHER

I'm braking yet another of my own "rules." Ever since The Game of Thrones I'm fond of telling others to wait until a series ends. But this is pretty good. 

Re-watching GENERATION KILL

Because invading Iraq was a hell of a thing. 

Ray Person as played by James Ransome, right,  the Everyman.

Ray Person: Peace sucks [heavily redacted]. War is the [redacted] answer. 

Re-watching MAD MEN

The show in which none of the adults get theirs, particularly the men.