“he”/“him” A Canadian Prairie Mennonite from the '70s & '80s, a Preacher’s Kid, slowly recovering from a hemorrhagic stroke. I am not — yet — in a 12-Step Program.
Friday, September 28, 2012
The Monks' ‘Bad Habits’: Joining In The Tribute
For this 16-year-old Winnipeger, circa
1980, life was chiefly what you heard and saw on the bus. And if you
spent five days a week riding from west end suburbia to the Mennonite school just inside the east end of the city, you saw and
heard a great deal.
Winnipeg had Punks, for starters. No
more than two-dozen of 'em, but they all rode the bus. I admired and
envied their aesthetic. These days every five-year-old boy gets a
mohawk and an earring for his first day of kindergarten, but
back in '80 those choices invited censure and even violence. I never
copped anything bolder than a mullet (as cut by my usually game
mother, in the family kitchen), or wore anything more remarkable than
a skinny tie, or Gorilla work boots, or a few band pins (most of them
Christian) on my reasonably faded jean jacket.
The Winnipeg punks took pride in their
'dos. They wore outlandish gear — army surplus, the better to
endure the cruel winters. And they took pains to scrawl or paint “The
Monks” on their jackets.
Ah, The Monks: far and away the
most accessible punk band on the Canadian Prairies. You could findBad Habits — their one and only album1 — in the
sale bins of every K-Mart and Woolco store in the city. A mere two
dollars got you immediate entrance into this dangerous-looking scene.
So, did I bite?
Nope.
I'd heard punk described as “noise”
and didn't yet have a threshold for anything without a reliable
foundation of at least three chords. And then there was this business
of lyrics. Just looking at the album cover, with its startled nun
caught in the act of removing her habit for a night on the town, and
the song titles (“Drugs In My Pocket”? “No Shame”?! “I
Ain't Getting Any”?!?!) convinced me this was music that a)
I'd have a difficult time squaring with my conscience, and b)
would never fly in my parents house, so I left well enough
alone.
A year or two later I was riding in a
tour bus filled with band and choir classmates. We were coming home
from Kenora, Ontario, and the boys from the volleyball team were
holding down the back seats and playing Bad Habits
on the team boom-box. I seethed — ostensibly for pious reasons, but
truthfully because the music was inescapably fun. And these guffawing
lunks had got to it first.
Thirty
years after that, I'm told that The Monks were a uniquely Canadian
phenom. John Ford
and Richard Hudson,
the Monks' creative duo, originally fronted The Strawbs, a
soppy-stern prog-rock band that had something of a
following in Britain. Ford and Hudson were closely watching the punk
scene, and, on a lark, took to the studio to join in on the fun. Bad
Habits was the result, and “Nice
Legs, Shame About Her Face” rocketed
to the top of the pops. At some point, the penny dropped that these
jokers weren't even remotely punk, certainly not in origin, and they
experienced that uniquely British backlash that occurs when the
public thinks they've been had by a pop band.
Hold on: this is punk?!
None of this was an
issue in Canada, where the album was being sold by the skid-load. Was
the colony getting punk'd by a couple of wise-ass Limeys? Listening
to the album now, I very much doubt it.
Musically, Bad Habits is a far cry from punk: the band members have clear mastery of their
instruments, and the wordplay, regardless of all the “Oys”, is
much too agile. “Nice Legs,” which almost sounds like a lark
recorded in someone's garage, giddyups with a mid-song key change, and lyrically fits the attitude that informs the rest of the songs,
with the incorrigible yob of a narrator receiving his comeuppance at
song's conclusion.
In fact, the lyrics that so worried me actually have an Everyman sort of progression to them. Certainly the various
narrators are keen on indulgence at every front. But theirs is a
rigidly moral universe: the twit lamenting “I Ain't Getting Any”
is clearly too daft to realize just what a revolting figure he cuts,
and “Drugs In My Pocket” is anything but an endorsement of the
lifestyle. You almost get the impression the nun on the cover might find her way back to the confessional.
Then there's
“Johnny B. Rotten,” a dual-play on Chuck Berry's hit and the
then-infamous singer of the Sex Pistols. It's the album opener, and
strikes a super-fine balance between affectionate homage and taking
the piss, while sustaining an infectiously energetic dance-ability.
And as with all the album's songs, its turns of phrase demonstrate a
subtlety of intelligence approaching that of two other über-clever
musicians (ahem): Donald Fagen and Walter Becker of
Steely Dan.
Of course, “Out
Of Work Musician” might not finally tap the tragicomic gravitas
that “What A Shame About Me” draws upon. But that was never the
goal. The goal, I think, was to have as much fun as two smart,
accomplished musicians could have in a particular given moment. They
achieved that with exceptional flare, and that's what won over the
ears of Canadians — including Yours Truly, once he got over
himself.
Thomas D'Arcy
is the fellow responsible for this reminiscence.2 This summer the
Ontario-based singer and his cohort threw together a tribute album
that attempts to preserve all the elements that originally won them
over — which is everything, of course — while riffing off
potential blank spaces. The end result is reverential, to say the
least. And yet there is an unmistakable personal grit that sometimes
polishes what was rough, and at other times texturizes what was
perhaps a tad too smooth and shiny to begin with.3 Regardless of what
you think of it, the price is way right, and well worth the listen —
especially if this is your introduction to D'Arcy — or The Monks,
Canada's favorite British “punk” band.
1 The Monks had a follow-up album —
In Suspension — that
they released two years later, exclusively to Canada. It looked to me
like it, too, went straight to the sale bins. Also, it's terrible. I'm serious — terrible.↩
2 D'Arcy's history of the band and
this album is succinct, and mostly spot-on. But “big in Canada, HUGE in
Ontario”? Dude: if a bus-full of prairie Mennonite farm-boys, who
didn't know Johnny Rotten from Johnny Walker, could bellow along to
“Nice Legs” in the early 80s, I think it's fair to say Ontario's
larger claim is to its predominant population base.↩
3 D'Arcy's overall mix itself is a fabulous improvement on my old '93 CD, which is painfully bright on the ears.↩
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