Greetings from the beaches of Maine,
where the lovely Quebecois women smile when they catch you looking at
them, or turn surly if they discover you are not.
We had rain the other day, and beat
a short retreat to the city. When I staggered through the doors of
the mall and into its frigid clime, the first sight to greet me was a
large “entertainment” store, selling a now-unusual abundance of
inexpensive CDs, DVDs and related tech. Assured of my place for the
next few hours, the women of the family happily moved on to more
promising commercial vistas.
I collected armloads of goodies, of
course. The chap behind the counter read my credit card and said,
“God bless you Canadian patriots!” I think he meant to say
“citizens,” but I was so tickled at the thought of usurping Don Cherry from his singular post I didn't bother to correct. Instead I
asked, “How's business?”
“Oh, just abysmal,” he
cheerfully assured me. He went on to say that in the heyday of his 23
years with this outfit, they'd had over 200,000 stores. That heady
number had collapsed to just under 500 and he saw no reason to think
he'd make the quarter-century mark as a company man. “Amazon has
bought the state's old General Motors plant, and several empty
hangars besides. They're offering same-day shipping, which I figure
will pretty much close this entire mall.”
How has Amazon flourished so brilliantly in this country of extroverts? In Canada,
it makes perfect sense to have a shuttered, mercantilist hegemony
like Amazon. We dislike leaving the driveway, and fear the larger
consequences of doing so. Making eye-contact with strangers, or even
(God forbid!) small-talk? No, it's much better to stay at home and
turn on the TV. In America the only people who can be found at home
are hosting someone else at their table. Americans live to
engage, and removing them from the physical marketplace seems a deliberately cold and cruel irony.
But that's the way things have gone.
As I tore the celophane off my newly acquired jewel-boxes I thought of
a conversation I'd had the previous week with my friend K__. Through the
90s and into the Oughts, K__'s instinct for the bleeding edge of
music kept me effortlessly abreast of who was who. Now when I ask him
what he's listening to, he says he doesn't know. He downloads musical
podcasts released by the hip young curators of teh interwebz and
listens to them at work. If something catches his ear he takes note
of the podcast playtime, and later excises the portion that tickled him and adds it to his own larger playlist. But song title, album, band name? Immaterial, when there is so
much (too much?) yet to be discovered.
I abuse the metaphor, but cloud
technology is where we are headed because that is where our
collective consciousness already resides. Only occasionally within
this sludge do genuine distinctives surface.
So, back to the solace of the beach.
Young or old, Quebecois or Canadian patriot, male or female or
something not so bluntly identifiable, here we all gather, nearly
naked, padding about the same sandy shore, bobbing within the same
churning waters. The smiles are welcome, but so are the shrugs, the
studiously averted eyes and the unexpected blushes. Distinct in a sea of generalities, we are what we
are: painfully, delightfully strange — to each other, and even to
ourselves.
With regards,
- D___.
- D___.
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