This year's addition to the Christmas
soundtrack comes via the spirited band of Maritimers, hey rosetta! A
Cup of Kindness Yet finds the
group in top form, giving us the original “Carry Me Home” (for free!) alongside three traditional pieces appreciably tweaked to get
at the heart of their long-standing appeal. The free track is
reminiscent of Paul Simon at his most focused. Download the whole
shebang, and you'll also catch hints of Neil Young in Crazy Horse
mode, and a larger sensibility akin to Over The Rhine (another
seasonal favourite in this house). But of course it's all 100% hey
rosetta! which, if you don't know it yet, is infectious and moving
and all those things you want your music to be, regardless of the
season.
“he”/“him” A Canadian Prairie Mennonite from the '70s & '80s, a Preacher’s Kid, slowly recovering from a hemorrhagic stroke. I am not — yet — in a 12-Step Program.
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Thursday, November 22, 2012
All The Angry Mennonites/Billy Graham - Take 2
On the recent ride down to Maine,
during one of the silent periods (when we took a break from theaudiobook), a large bright bus sped past us. Painted on the emergency
exit door, in large balloon letters, was, “HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS!”
“So are you going to honk?” asked my wife.
Why is this man laughing? |
Saturday, November 17, 2012
New Template?
Hoo, baby -- those new Blogger templates look mighty fetching. I'm toying with trading this one in for one of the "dynamic" templates. If you click the link, then enter this site as the "preview," you get a pretty good idea what it would look like. It defaults to "sidebar" mode (yawn), but if you head to the upper-left corner you can see what the flashier "flipcard" "magazine" and "mosaic" modes look like.
In "dynamic" the preferred view is left to the visitor. If "classic" is your thing (as it is mine), you just set it to that. And I think -- I think -- I have the HTML chops to make the sidebar semi-interesting.
In "dynamic" the preferred view is left to the visitor. If "classic" is your thing (as it is mine), you just set it to that. And I think -- I think -- I have the HTML chops to make the sidebar semi-interesting.
It's been nearly nine years with the current model. What think you, dear reader: reach for the flash, or should I back away from the light?
Update: in the comments Joel points out how to view the blog via the "Dynamic" template without trashing the trusty old HTML jalopy I've driven for the last nine years. Viewers who want the flash can click below YOWSA! on the upper right, and you'll get fed the "Magazine" view, which I'm rather partial to (it's flashy, but not burdensomely so, as it gives text preview the right of way). Once there, the viewer can select "Classic" "Flipcard" etc. Or just return here, for that beloved orange banner we've been loving this past decade.
Update: in the comments Joel points out how to view the blog via the "Dynamic" template without trashing the trusty old HTML jalopy I've driven for the last nine years. Viewers who want the flash can click below YOWSA! on the upper right, and you'll get fed the "Magazine" view, which I'm rather partial to (it's flashy, but not burdensomely so, as it gives text preview the right of way). Once there, the viewer can select "Classic" "Flipcard" etc. Or just return here, for that beloved orange banner we've been loving this past decade.
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Skyfall: Exactly Who, Or What, Outlived Usefulness? Because Something Sure Did
Word of warning: when this
sentence closes I'll be ladeling out spoilers galore, so if that
doesn't suit you leave now and come back after you've seen the movie
and drawn your own conclusions.
M: You know the rules of the game. You've played it long enough. We both have.
BOND: Maybe too long.
BOND: Maybe too long.
M: Speak for yourself!
Played the game too long? It seems strange to have this assertion
foisted atop the plough-horse shoulders of Daniel Craig's
Bond, considering Skyfall is only his third cinematic
outing. Sean Connery and Roger Moore both cantered with
deceptive ease through no less than seven James Bond adventures
apiece before contentedly trotting out to pasture and leaving
younger, less capable mavericks to spraddle-leg the goads of legacy.
Time and circumstance were perhaps unkind to Lazenby, Dalton and
Brosnan, but with Casino Royale there was never any question
as to whether Craig had it in him to sustain the franchise. Even
Quantum of Solace, which everyone now seems to regard as a
colossal turd,* pulled in a king's ransom only a few million shy of
the biggest Bond payout. So long as Craig kept away from the pasta
table and didn't bitch too poisonously about the job, the role was
clearly his for the taking.
But even if it is slow to cross the
minds of moviegoers, the question, “Has Bond outlived his
usefulness?” is certainly one the filmmakers must ask themselves.
Pushing the question to the front and centre of Skyfall's
story, however, made for an unsettling experience. Worse yet, events
forced me to concede the unhappy affirmative. For the first time in
my life, I left the theatre not wanting to be James Bond.
An overfamiliarity with Bond is
certainly one formidable challenge to the enjoyment he offers.
Critics speak appreciatively, for instance, of Skyfall's
motorcycle chase across the rooftops of a Cairo market. But most
reviewers aren't aware that Brosnan's Bond has already been there and
done that. Are you scratching your head, trying to recall the scene?
Then you haven't played 007: Everything Or Nothing.
Take it from someone who has, it's even more exciting to successfully
manipulate then it is to watch.
Seemingly aware of this divide, the
filmmakers conclude their version of the chase by taking slow,
deliberate aim at Bond, then firing a sniper's bullet through his
chest and dropping him into the drink. Game over. Start again.
So far, so brilliant. The filmmakers
had me in the palm of their hand and kept me there, as they hoisted
the story high among the glass towers and neon signs of Shanghai,
then down into the gambling dens where Bond meets the mysterious
Sévérine (the most compelling scene in the movie, to my mind**),
and finally onto the deserted industrial island where Anton Chigurgh
— wup: Silva — awaits.
And then things fall apart. The scene
sets up the rest of the movie, and, depending on where the viewer
places value, either succeeds or fails robustly from this point on.
"What do you think, James: too late to turn around?" |
Sévérine and Bond are in shackles,
awaiting who knows what. Sévérine is clearly fearful of her fate,
while Bond remains impassive in the face of the unknown. She is taken
away, and he is seated in the lair, where he endures yet another, “We
have much in common, you and I,” speech, this time from a villain
who gives Fleming's implicitly gay subtext a hard nudge closer to the
explicit. Bond quips his way out of his shackles, and the two repair
to the courtyard, where Sévérine, still tied-up, awaits.
Now Silva forces Bond into a game of
William Burroughs-Tell, placing a shot-glass of The MacCallan 50 on
Sévérine's head and allowing Bond the first shot. Bond shoots too
high (purposely? More later); Silva deliberately kills her. “Waste
of good scotch,” says Bond. He then single-handedly defeats Silva's
goons and holds him at gunpoint while British helicopters descend to
the rescue — too late for Sévérine, alas.
At this point my emotional ties to the
story disappeared. All I could see were B-movie tropes older than
the pulp mill, and reheated leftovers from other recent blockbusters.
Dodging machine-gun crossfire by sprinting in a straight line with
head lowered? Check. Running away from, then jumping to the left of,
a fiery explosion? Check. Helicopter swooping in on the attack while
broadcasting ironically jaunty music? Check.
And how about the script? “He's been
one move ahead of us every step of the way. It's time to change the
game.” The “game-changer”: head to a familiar, abandoned shack
to set up a defence and await the villain's final assault. Say, why
not make the shack the hero's childhood home? While you're at it, why
not make it a mansion? With a secret tunnel? And a gruff but affable
groundskeeper? As M and Bond and Alfred — wup: Kincade —
scoured the building for potential weaponry, I half expected them to
stumble across a baffled Christian Bale, caught taking a mid-day
mope.
But Skyfall is where we get the
motherlode, quite literally. M dies within a stone's throw of where
Bond's mum and pop have been laid to rest — yet another très
tragique loss our increasingly Sisyphean hero must stoically
endure. Was he crying as she breathed her last? It could be argued
yes, it could be argued no.
As could so much of the movie. Getting
back to poor Sévérine, why did he make the quip about the scotch?
Was it, to spin it generously, an effort to non-plus the villain into
distracted meditation, the better to catch him and his goons
off-guard? Then why did he hand Silva over to M, when he'd promised
Sévérine he'd avenge her death? Was Bond absolutely certain he
could pull off a private vendetta in London? Or maybe he didn't mean
what he promised. Maybe (yikes!) he really did feel badly
about the scotch.
Or maybe he's grown too weary of women
getting killed on him to give a toss one way or the other. Lord knows
I have. Watching Sévérine get shot and forgotten I realized what
had indeed outlived its usefulness: that dreariest and most
predictable of adolescent fantasies, the perfunctory death of a lover
who complicates things. Conversely, it also revealed what I had come
to value most in Craig's iteration of the character: the patient
revelation of unguessed-at depths, brought out solely by the women in
whom Bond invests interest — Vesper Lynd, Camille, and once upon a
time, M herself.
Sévérine was only given half a
chance. Now, with M erased from the scene and Moneypenny corralled
into office domesticity, Bond returns to the fustiest old boy's club
imaginable. For “the Bond of the new Milennium” to regress any
further he'd have to join Promise Keepers.
Feh. Game over. Start again.
*I saw the movie again the other
week, and while the story is not as taut as Casino Royale, I'd
still rate it as the second-best of the post-Connery Bonds. Even with
Jack White's homework-at-the-last-minute theme-song, Quantum is
leaps ahead of this movie.
**Nor am I alone: “The short
conversation between Craig and Marlohe is perhaps the most realized
sequence of the movie: The actress conveys both terror and
vulnerability, and Craig comes across as concerned, competent, and
empathetic.” Noah Berlatsky for The Atlantic.
Saturday, November 10, 2012
Making Sense of THE News
The escalating events of the past few
weeks have made it very clear that one American male is without
question the most polarizing figure in the world. I honestly thought
all the controversy had spun itself out, that the shameful past was
behind us, that we, the global public, could move on to a better,
shared vista of genuine hope.
The headlines, alas, reveal the sad
truth. The way forward is ambivalent, and almost certain to be
wrought with controversy. The minutiae of one man's vision, and all
the little decisions — and his many duplicitous attempts to
double-back and alter the official history — will continue to be
pored over by historians of every conceivable stripe, while the man
himself remains an inexplicable enigma.
I'm talking, of course, about George
Lucas.
I didn't think the sale of Star Wars to
Disney was particularly controversial. Lucas & Co. have had a creaky ride in the California theme-park for decades. The Saturday
morning serial is certainly on par with, if not slightly above,
Disney television standards. And with last summer's bloated, sluggish
and nonsensical John Carter of Mars, Disney finally proved itself
Lucas's cinematic equal. The time was ripe for a passing of the
torch. As Yoda once said, “Be, you must let it.”
But I was just being naive (or too
weary to pay attention and care). Tom Carson, who's spent his
professional life sniffing with disdain at Lucas products, isn't so sure this is a good thing — for anyone. On the other hand, Dale M.
Pollock seems to think this deal might have saved Lucas' life. Fans
are all over the map on the issue. As for me, if my experience with
the recent Star Trek reboot has taught me anything, it's best to keep
the tomatoes holstered until I've actually seen the new product.
Thursday, November 08, 2012
Farewell, Old Ironsides
I finally opened the door to our
insurers. Remarkable how exposed
the hapless consumer feels when the people he pays to stand up for
his belongings come by to assay what those belongings are actually
worth — to them.
Exposed: the
bathrooms I've been meaning to gut and refurbish. The piles of books
that don't seem to be getting any smaller, no matter how many I give
away. And then there's the basement. “Sir, are those boxes of . .
. comic books? (You realize they aren't worth anything, don't you?)”
It all
went swimmingly enough. The worst news was exactly what I'd braced
myself to hear — this charming, unregenerate smoker has got 30 days
to shape up or ship out:
Old
Ironsides doesn't have it in him to shape up — and has long been
retired of course. Can't have any fires happening where they aren't wanted. Our
insurers, however, have done exactly that, and lit one under my
posterior. Beth has long wondered what it might cost to install
something new, something small, something efficient and easier on the
environment. At some point in the next 30 days I'll be able to say
exactly what that expense will amount to.
More
pictures to follow.